When a newbie is blessed with being accepted into the world of the Goth God, some of the vocabulary can be a little confusing. Here, I aim to help these people by providing a vocabulary list. (Please note that in this post I do not mean to make fun out of issues such as self-harm, depression and suicide)
BabyBat - This is a Goth who has not yet made a human sacrifice to Satan, and is therefore a low class of Goth. Alternatively, it could also be someone who still believes the lies such as 'Goths are normal people' and 'Joy Division ect. is Goth music' that we use to invite our sacrifices in, but are not yet sacrificed to Satan, although this is a less common use of the word.
ElderGoth - A Goth who has made many sacrifices, both animal, other humans and their own blood, and are now ready to complete the final task - suicide
Oh My Goth - Some BabyBats choose to use this if they are getting out of the habit of saying 'Oh My God'.
GAF - Stands for Goth As Fuck. Is used as the highest compliment possible.
Goth Card - A card you are given when you become a BabyBat (not the sacrifice). Goth points are added and taken away accordingly.
Goth Points - A point system, you gain Goth points for doing gothy things.
Hot Topic - A worshiping point for all Goths - All clothing must be bought from here.
Perky Goth - People who pretend to be Goths, but commit the sin of smiling, or, even worse, laughing. Often end up as sacrifices
10 comments:
I laughed so much my dad was staring at me
Ah, let the parents stare...they are only envious of our happiness! :P
LAUGHTER IS A SIN. We must sacrifice Catherine.
by these standards, I'm a terrible Goth. ;)
-1000000 Goth Points
Yes, sacrifice Catherine!
@Ophelia Your Goth Points have gone into negative! You must be sacrificed also!
Noooooooooo, I'm too young, Satan prefers old people.
Well in fact I was born in the XIXth century so I'm the oldest here...
WHO CARES???!!!I DON'T WANT TO BE SACRIFICED!!!!!
It is an honor to be sacrificed to Satan! We must keep you captive until the full moon :)
The full moon is today, in Spain at least
I love it! I'm a vegan, though, so can I sacrifice vegetables instead of people? I'll give my very best ones!
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