Friday, August 12, 2011

Gothy Vocabulary

When a newbie is blessed with being accepted into the world of the Goth God, some of the vocabulary can be a little confusing. Here, I aim to help these people by providing a vocabulary list. (Please note that in this post I do not mean to make fun out of issues such as self-harm, depression and suicide)

BabyBat - This is a Goth who has not yet made a human sacrifice to Satan, and is therefore a low class of Goth. Alternatively, it could also be someone who still believes the lies such as 'Goths are normal people' and 'Joy Division ect. is Goth music' that we use to invite our sacrifices in, but are not yet sacrificed to Satan, although this is a less common use of the word.

ElderGoth - A Goth who has made many sacrifices, both animal, other humans and their own blood, and are now ready to complete the final task - suicide

Oh My Goth - Some BabyBats choose to use this if they are getting out of the habit of saying 'Oh My God'.

GAF - Stands for Goth As Fuck. Is used as the highest compliment possible.

Goth Card - A card you are given when you become a BabyBat (not the sacrifice). Goth points are added and taken away accordingly.

Goth Points - A point system, you gain Goth points for doing gothy things.

Hot Topic - A worshiping point for all Goths - All clothing must be bought from here.

Perky Goth - People who pretend to be Goths, but commit the sin of smiling, or, even worse, laughing. Often end up as sacrifices


12 comments:

Lady Catherine said...
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Lady Catherine said...

I laughed so much my dad was staring at me

AislingChild said...

Ah, let the parents stare...they are only envious of our happiness! :P

Teresa said...

LAUGHTER IS A SIN. We must sacrifice Catherine.

Dalestair Ophelia Zodiac said...

by these standards, I'm a terrible Goth. ;)

-1000000 Goth Points

AislingChild said...

Yes, sacrifice Catherine!

@Ophelia Your Goth Points have gone into negative! You must be sacrificed also!

Lady Catherine said...

Noooooooooo, I'm too young, Satan prefers old people.
Well in fact I was born in the XIXth century so I'm the oldest here...
WHO CARES???!!!I DON'T WANT TO BE SACRIFICED!!!!!

AislingChild said...

It is an honor to be sacrificed to Satan! We must keep you captive until the full moon :)

Lady Catherine said...

The full moon is today, in Spain at least

Ashlee said...

I love it! I'm a vegan, though, so can I sacrifice vegetables instead of people? I'll give my very best ones!

Anonymous said...

the fuck is this shit? really hope you're trolling

Teresa said...

@Anon, its called SARCASM. She was making fun of stereotypes. I really hope YOU'RE trolling, no one should be this stupid.