Ahoy thar matey! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and ye may lay to that! So come on, ye scurvy landlubbers, and join in!
Avast! Belay that talk on how 'this be stupid'! What ye're saying be bilge, aint you binge rat's ever 'eard of fun? Well' ye're gonna wan' t' join in when ye've 'eard abou' i'! Ye'd better wan' t' join in, or ye'll be in Davy Jones locker soon ye blackguard! Savvy, ye scallywag?
Avast, what be this? Some grog and a load of links to sink yer dir'y li'le teeth into, yer addledpates!
Avast, me hearties! Did ye know ye can change ye facebook language t' Pirate Language?
(Edit: For some reason this didn't post till today, so talk like a pirate day was yesterday. Oh well...)